THE AUTHOR FUNNEL COPY VAULT

Every email, ad, reader-magnet, page script, and Amz description tested at real spend, so you can launch your ads feeling confident your words work.

Stop Losing Money on Funnel Copy That Doesn’t Convert

"I Was About To Hire A Copywriter For $3,000.

This Gave Me Better Copy For 93% Less."

Every author fears the same thing: turning ads on and watching nothing happen. πŸ˜”

You've got your funnel structure from the Blueprint. Pages are ready. Pixels are placed. You're one step away from going live.

But there's that voice in your head:

"What if I burn through $500 and get zero sales?"

"What if my copy sounds too salesy... or not salesy enough?"

"What if I'm about to waste months testing different versions?"

You know what? That voice is right to be worried.

Because the difference between 0.3X ROAS and 3X ROAS isn't your funnel structure.

It's the words you put inside it.

The $1,500 Mistake You're About to Make

Here's what happens when authors write funnel copy like they write books:

πŸ•’ Week 1: Launch ads with prose-style copy. Watch $200 disappear. 0 sales.

πŸ’° Week 2: Rewrite everything "more salesy." Another $200 gone. Maybe 1 sale.

πŸ˜‘ Week 3-8: Test subject lines, headlines, CTAs. $100/week bleeding out.

πŸ˜” Week 9: Finally find something that works... after burning $1,000+.

😫 Week 10: Realize your email sequence still isn't converting.

Total damage: $1,500 in "education" + 3 months of your life.

I built these scripts so you never pay to learn that lesson

Introducing: The Author Funnel Copy Vault

You just built your funnel structure in the Blueprint. Now finish the copy 10x faster with proven-to-convert copy.


Everything you need to write high-converting funnel copy.

  • Every line of copy in this vault has been tested on over $200K in real ad spend.

  • Copy from funnels that sold 50,000+ books across fiction, poetry, memoir, children’s books, and nonfiction.

  • Built on agency-level messaging frameworks grounded in NLP research and live campaign data.

  • The exact copy system I use for my agency clients to scale book launches, courses, and full-funnel campaigns.

Professional funnel copy. Zero learning curve.

Stop Gambling with Your Ad Budget

Every failed ad test is money you'll never get back. Every weak email is a reader you'll never convert. Every confused landing page is a sale you'll never make.

You wrote a great book. Don't let bad copy kill it.

The Author Funnel Copy Vault protects your launch, your budget, and your book's chance at success.

That's the quiet confidence of a professional indie author.

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WHAT’S INSIDE THE VAULT

Every component organized by genre and funnel stage, ready to copy-paste into your own campaigns.

Launch Price ($397) $247

βœ“ READER MAGNET SYSTEM

✦ Complete opt-in frameworks that attract paying readers, not freebie seekers.
✦ 25 tested lead-magnet concepts
✦ Opt-in page copy for fiction, poetry, nonfiction, and memoir
Setup and delivery templates

βœ“ EMAIL SEQUENCES

✦ Full conversion series for every genre.
✦ Subject lines, body copy, CTAs, and pacing built from real data.
✦ Designed to nurture, sell, and build hardcore fans.

βœ“ LANDING PAGE COPY FRAMEWORKS

Watch videos, read modules, and download templates from any device.

βœ“ AD COPY & HOOK LIBRARY

✦ Ad copy and creative concepts across categories, scroll-stopping openers, and short-form caption templates.
✦ Each one labeled with the emotional driver it targets so you know what you're testing and why it works.

βœ“ AMAZON LISTING OPTIMIZATION SUITE

✦ Genre-specific description templates, keyword strategy maps, and A+ content outlines that turn your Amazon page into a conversion engine instead of a brochure.

What You Pay to get this from professionals

β€’ Hire a copywriter to write your funnel: $3,000-$8,000

β€’ Agency-level funnel copywriting: $15,000+

β€’ Testing your own words until they work: at least $1,500 in ad spend and months of frustration

YOUR INVESTMENT

Everything you need to launch without fear:
βœ“ 75+ Proven Copy Assets
βœ“ The Reader Magnet System
βœ“ Complete Email Sequence Library
βœ“ Landing Page Copy Frameworks
βœ“ Ad Hooks + Body Copy Templates
βœ“ Amazon Optimization Suite

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Regular Price $397

Your Launch Price today: $247

Save $150!!

Less than what most copywriters charge per email β€” for every word your funnel needs to convert.


After the launch window closes, the price goes to $397 for everyone.

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One-time payment. Lifetime access. Built from campaigns proven to convert with ad spend.

Protect your ad spend. Launch with copy proven to sell books.

βœ“ 75+ Templates for fiction, poetry, memoir, non-fiction

βœ“ One-time payment, lifetime access

βœ“ No courses, no fluff! Just copy-paste gold πŸ‘Œ

From Inside The Vault

Professional Funnel Copy Without Copywriting Skills or a $5K Agency

Frequently asked questions

Is this for all genres?

Yes. Every template is organized by genre with specific examples for fiction, poetry, memoir, and non-fiction (both business and transformation).

Will these actually work for MY book?

These templates are organized by genre and tested across fiction, poetry, memoir, and non-fiction. You'll adapt them to your specific book (swap in titles, character names, themes)β€”but the proven structure stays intact. That's what makes them work.

Do I need to complete The Book Funnel Blueprint first?

The Blueprint teaches you WHAT funnel to build. The Content Library gives you the COPY to fill it. They work together. So these templates will help you build your funnel from the blueprint 10x faster, and leave you feeling confident knowing that your copy is optimized for conversions.

Is this a course or templates?

Pure copy-paste templates and frameworks. No video lessons. No fluff.

What if I've already written some of my funnel copy?

Perfect. Use these templates to optimize what you've already created, fill in the gaps, or start split testing to find your best converting copy.

Who This Is For

  • Authors who already built their funnel β€” and are ready to make it convert.

  • You prefer calm systems over hacks.

  • You care about results, not gimmicks.

  • You’re ready to treat your book like a business.

Not for: anyone chasing overnight virality or free-marketing miracles.

This is for professionals in progress. Authors who take their work seriously enough to stop guessing.

Disclaimer
No guarantees of income, results, or returns. Examples and testimonials are illustrative only and do not promise similar outcomes. You are solely responsible for your financial decisions and results.

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